Tag Archives: humor

Ah yes! Finally it’s. Friday!

18 May
Ah yes! Finally it's. Friday!
Keep them in your heart - Peace, Faith, Love, and Hope.
Crap, I had my whole day planned out, then I read the label.
Delving into the Delphic Maxims.

Keep them in your heart - Peace, Faith, Love, and Hope.
Thank God and Goddess it's Friday.
Delving into the Delphic Maxims.
Weaving spiritual practice into daily life.

Thank God and Goddess it's Friday.
Surgeon General: It's hazardous to breath in Paradise City.
Weaving spiritual practice into daily life.
Dogs barking just to be barking.

Surgeon General: It's hazardous to breath in Paradise City.
Friday Friend Hugs! (((HUGS))).
Dogs barking just to be barking.
Almost the weekend, writing a Friday Pantoum.

Friday Friend Hugs! (((HUGS)))
Crap, I had my whole day planned out, then I read the label.
Almost the weekend, wrote this Friday Pantoum.
Ah yes! Finally it's. Friday!

Just Wait

30 Jan
Temperature bouncing
Up and down,
Makes me want
To sigh and frown.

Sunny then cloudy,
Snow then rain.
Just wait, in Indiana,
And it will change again.

Warm and calm, thinking
It will last leaves you chagrined.
Because soon it turns cold
With a blustery wind.

Oh Mother Nature,
The games you play on our state.
For whether we like the weather 
Or not, You'll change it, if we just wait.

Santa Will Be Grinnin’

23 Dec
You've been extremely bad we hear,
Displaying a lack of Christmas cheer.
But Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.

Well you kicked the dog,
And told your wife she's fat.
To make matters worse
Over a fence you tossed the cat,
Hey man, what's up with that?

Shamefully you drank all your neighbor's beer,
Displaying a lack of Christmas cheer.
But Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.

Well you've made yourself quite an ass,
At your wife's best friend you made a pass.
To make matters worse
Female coworkers you did sexually harass,
Hey man, show a little class!

At the Salvation Army you did sneer,
Displaying a lack of Christmas cheer.
But Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.

Well being around you is no honeymoon,
Your chew ends up everywhere but the spittoon.
To make matters worse
You were born within your mouth a silver spoon,
Hey man, how did you become such a goon?

At the mall Santa you showed your rear,
Displaying a lack of Christmas cheer.
But Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.

Oh yes, Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.

Man Cleaning

4 Jun

Guest are coming,
It’s time to clean,
But only in the middle,
Because that is what
Will be seen.

No one looks around
The edges, at least I hope,
The dust and dirt is
Piling up behind the
Couch, but we can cope.

Some call it Man Cleaning,
And snicker like its a joke,
But why should I take
The time to clean where
Other’s noses shouldn’t poke.

Do Not Mock Lightly Sir Dylan Thomas

23 Mar

Do not mock lightly Sir Dylan Thomas,          
Though you may think he may not hurt a fly,    
To no good end, will it come, I promise.      

Gentle sir, let not your comments be crass,    
Though of true belief on the by and by,        
Do not mock lightly Sir Dylan Thomas.          

If satirical thought you make alas,            
My head I will hang low as I do sigh,
To no good end, will it come, I promise.       

Of his brilliance you continue to razz,
Show no surprise when he gives his reply,      
Do not mock lightly Sir Dylan Thomas.          

I implore you, my friend, to show some class,  
Should his left and right raise from you a cry,
To no good end, will it come, I promise.       

On the day I attend your Hallowmas,
From wounds delivered by Him, you did die,
Do not mock lightly Sir Dylan Thomas,          
To no good end, will it come, I promise.