Santa Will Be Grinnin’

23 Dec
You've been extremely bad we hear,
Displaying a lack of Christmas cheer.
But Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.

Well you kicked the dog,
And told your wife she's fat.
To make matters worse
Over a fence you tossed the cat,
Hey man, what's up with that?

Shamefully you drank all your neighbor's beer,
Displaying a lack of Christmas cheer.
But Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.

Well you've made yourself quite an ass,
At your wife's best friend you made a pass.
To make matters worse
Female coworkers you did sexually harass,
Hey man, show a little class!

At the Salvation Army you did sneer,
Displaying a lack of Christmas cheer.
But Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.

Well being around you is no honeymoon,
Your chew ends up everywhere but the spittoon.
To make matters worse
You were born within your mouth a silver spoon,
Hey man, how did you become such a goon?

At the mall Santa you showed your rear,
Displaying a lack of Christmas cheer.
But Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.

Oh yes, Santa will be grinnin' from ear to ear,
While he's shittin' down your chimney this year.
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One Response to “Santa Will Be Grinnin’”

  1. therenegadepoet December 23, 2011 at 11:19 am #

    Inspired by and Dedicated to Jeff “HO, HO, HO” Pitstick.

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